SMART ASS ANSWER #6
It was mealtime during a flight on Hooters Airline. "Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in front."What are my choices?" John asked. "Yes or no," she replied.
SMART ASS ANSWER #5
A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat, she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub."
SMART ASS ANSWER #4
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."
SMART ASS ANSWER #3
The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.
SMART ASS ANSWER #2
A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads, "Low Bridge Ahead." Before he kno ws it, the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?"The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas."
SMART ASS ANSWER OF THE YEAR 2006
A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!" A guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her head and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."
also ryan do you guys have black pocky??? black pocky pic
stop #1 was picking everyone up then going to Safeway to get gas and candy because nelio forgot candy. *bad nelio!*
stop #2 after lots of stalling and protesting and finally convincing dannie it wasnt gonna kill him was the porn store! yea he was originally suppost to buy something but we couldnt convince him enough for that. but hey at least getting him in to the store was a big step. =^-^= which we bought "dirty fortune cookies" at... which in the end werent really dirty. but my fortune said "Double your pleasure, Double your fun, Date twins..."
stop #3 which well... kinda didnt totally happen was suppost to be Western State Mental Hospital Runis... but we couldnt find the old one just the new one... sooo we kinda just drove down by the lakewood water front area but didnt get out cause i didnt wanna pay for fuckin parking! then attempted to drive up a hill in my poor sick dying car which i had to stop and give it a break for a lil =;-;= *how embarassing!*
stop #4 was donuts.. but before we hit donuts we had to get there, which we saw a bum and ryan said we should give him a fotrune cookie so i said ok. so we gave him a cookie and 35 cent which ryan threw out the window *you should of been nice and handed it to the poor guy lol* ryan was afraid he was gonna get hobo cooties... *chicken...* then we finally made it to donuts where vince bought a box of donuts and was suppost to give a donut to a random person... but we played a round of flux there which i won *thankies dannie*
stop #5 well again on the way there vince gave a random hobo that said he was blind *not sure if he really was* a donut... hehe the dude ran in to a thingie that was sticking out of the ground... then after that we made are way to narrows which is where a bday party for a lil kid was going on. which was in turn for ryan to do his random thing. which happened to be have a random person play a full round of either DDR or ITG with them... MY GOD DID THAT TAKE FOR EVER!!! all the people that we kept picking ryan was mean and laughed about it. all the people we asked were stupid and lame and were making up excuses as to why they didnt wanna play. hell i was paying for the game! but i FINALLY after many attempts and many rejections and many lame reasons found a little girl that had to be about 8 or so to play a full round with ryan. she had her sister or her friend go up furst, then she played the other 2 rounds. lol it was pretty amusing to watch ryan play on the easiest level =^-^= so after people spent their last money it was off to ....
stop #6 which was dinner at the Old Spaghetti Factory. after bout mmmm.... 30 mins of waiting we finally got a table. which when we set down i asked the waitress if they made their own noodles.. she kinda stalled on that and was like i dont think so.. *i felt lied too... lol* then people ordered food and ryan got a drink which i have to say is really really amuzing when hes tipsy/drunk. lol =^-^= Nelio did his random thingie which was go up to some random person or persons at a table near us and ask if they knew the furst 5 presidents of the USA. and they alll failed.. he even asked the waitress but at least she could come up with the furst pres. thats better then nothing though. which also at the same time ryan did his other mission and told her that it was dannies birthday *it really wasnt though =^-^=*, and dannie asked for milk shake. lol which was funny cause once they finally brought out the ice cream after everyone was done she asked him what his name was. which she thought was jeremy *i dont know why* and asked how old he was.. lol we told him if anyone asks his bday is July 15th 1983 so he told her that not his age. lol *sorry one of my highlights for the day besides ryan being tipsy/drunk* and when we checked out we got free drinks and dannies weird ice cream thingie free. and i jacked the ink pen.. well one of them anyways. then it was...
stop #7 back at vinces house to drop everyone of, stay a while, and me, nelio and vince all went down to the 1/2 bridge *they is taking it down*.. which we saw a drunk lady that was yelling at us for god knows what the fuck reason lol but was kinda funny. and that was pretty much it for project Z...
also 2 things i find funny/cool/interesting is had people from other states asking to go on this and then people that day when we was playing games what day it was basicly =^-^= anyways hope you guys had some fun out of this...
also its really funny to go look for someone on myspace and find them look at their pics and their pics are bad.. lol like really funny looking aweful bad type thing.. just makes you die laughing and wish they would fall off the planet for ever =^-^= *yea im soo nice what can i say*
one more thing while i'm think bout it.. the people that did go what did you like best bout the day??
some one please bring flashlights =~-~''=
o... also be warned... i've made cards as to where we are going which i'm still undecided as to how i'm gonna have those drawn yet... BUT ANYWAYS.... theres gonna be a random task on each one but one for people to do. i gotta go work the extra person in on these now lol...
-donuts *hopefully catch them at the free point other wise i'm buyin cheap donuts lol*
-one of the ???? areas we are going to is in lakewood
-maybe take people to a graveyard for fun?? hehe
-also if you are going you should only need about 25$ but you can bring more if you want
if you have questions feel free to IM me on aim *catgirlnekochan*
ANYWAYS... things needed... for dannie-napping...
~~~DANNIES LIST OF ITEMS~~~
-money for food *http://www.osf.com/menu/location-menus/generic_west_coast_dinner.htm <~~~ food =^-^=*
-flash light *sorry vince no flesh lights*
-candy to share with everyone
-quarters for video games at some point
-dont eat dinner... thats what the spaghetti facotry is for...
-child safety locks
~~~OTHERS REQUIREMENTS IF THERE AT TIME AND WISH TO GO~~~
- sorry no more then 2 extra people because dannie isnt driving
-5$ admition fee *yes this will be going to me for gas money... GAS ISNT CHEAP!!!*
-you buy your own food from the spaghetti factory soo look at the menu listed in dannies list...
-PHOTO ID!!!! i refuse to take anyone with me if you do not have valid photo id and can prove it to me *sorry kiddies gotta be over 21 for this party* so got that??? NO VALID ID W/ PROOF = NO ADVENTURE
-video game money
-you can bring candy to share too if you want? but you gotta go buy it before we leave...
~~~INFO THAT CAN BE SHARED~~~
-video games *most likely at narrows*
-old spaghetti factory *food*
-bar maybe?? yea pay 50 cent for pool babie!!!
-offical date is to be announced. but it will be in July after the 4th on a Saturday
-if you want more info you gotta ask me personally.. then from there i might share..